About a month ago we posted a blog on the attributes that Google would have if it was a woman and who would bother to take her out. There were a few interesting or strange responses so we thought we might air a few of them on here.
People seemed pretty divided over the whole thing with webmaster chronic suggesting she’d be “all up in his bizness!” which doesn’t sound like a good thing. Keym4k3r on the other hand saw the p0s1t1ve s1de of things suggesting he might get a few cookies for his troubles. CC took a tactical approach to the whole thing by proposing to marry her and make her take his name. In that case, keep a look out for Google’s transition into the new search engine name Mrs Google CC followed closely by the arrival of Google Jnr.
Canary Dwarf took the mature path by pointing out the names slight resemblance to the feminine form. Dizzydiza suggested that Miss Google would be pretty organised and she would keep your stuff organised under obvious heading. I suppose you wouldn’t have to worry about losing your car keys again.
Special mention has to go out to Dark Inspiration who got so enthusiastic about the prospect of getting with Google that it all got a bit profane. Either way it’s all good for a laugh, although I feel I must point out that it’s all a bit of a moot point. Let’s be honest, if Google was any kind of human it would probably be a smart-Alec middle aged bloke called Stephen Fry.
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