If Google Was A Girl Would You Date Her?

Ah, the age old question: would you date Google if it was a woman?

Ok, maybe not age old question. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this had never crossed anyone’s mind before. Still, it could lead to some lively debate.

First and foremost, the aforementioned Miss Google would surely be a bit of a smart Alec. Yeah she might be useful if you can’t remember an actor in a film or who the guitarist in a band was, but she would certainly let you know she was smarter than you. “Are you sure you didn’t mean Kasabian Drummer dear?” She might be useful in a pub quiz, but when she did get an answer wrong she would just blame one of her mates who told her.

Imagine having to meet her friends. Frankly, her mate Wikipedia just believes anything you tell her.

Of course it might not be all bad. She would certainly be good at finding the best deals when out shopping and if you ever got lost she would just pull out a map and find the quickest route. She would also always be able to recommend the best places to eat or go out to and would be able to understand a ton of languages.

If you were ‘feeling lucky’ and wanted to get lucky with her it’s simply a matter of pushing her right buttons. Although the results would always be surprising, they would most often be pretty disappointing. As a result you might find yourself flirting with an affair with Bing. She’s certainly more petite and doesn’t have quite the ego Miss Google has. Don’t try to get a three way on the cards though, these girls don’t get on.

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